April 19, 2024
RP texts in MyHordes
Here are some suggestions for new RP texts in MyHordes! What do you think? What other texts could be added to the game?

Here are some suggestions for RP texts in MyHordes:

RP Texts in MyHordes: Exhibit A

SPECIAL INTEL REPORT

OPP, NICA, AFP

SUMMARY SHARED WITH

JUSMAGPHIL, OUREYES, SUPEREARS

TOP SECRET

After operations against the [REDACTED] with [REDACTED], we discovered during their after-action reports that water is the only way to destroy these [REDACTED]. A squirt, exactly 50 milliliters, is enough to totally neutralize [REDACTED]. Larger amounts of water are enough to wipe out larger numbers of [REDACTED].

The problem is that it is hard to find ways to preserve water in these unnatural weather conditions and the only way to do it is to store water in deep underground wells that have a depth of at least three meters (10 feet) and are covered with hermetic seals.

[REDACTED]

Exhibit B

SPECIAL INTEL REPORT

APPENDIX A

OPP, NICA, AFP

SUMMARY SHARED WITH

JUSMAGPHIL, OUREYES, SUPEREARS

TOP SECRET

AFTER ACTION REPORT

For some reason, at four in the morning, all the [REDACTED] become extremely aggressive and gain immense strength, agility, and instincts. It’s as if HELL has come to life. Our weapons, even though they’re state-of-the-art, are barely able to kill them. Machetes and combat knives were a little bit better – though the best weapons against them are explosives and rockets. Lots of those.

Out of desperation, we tried to splash water from our canteens, and lo and behold, by the Grace of the Almighty, [REDACTED] melted into mucky, odorless puddles, as if from some apocalyptic scene in a holy book!

The more superstitious among us have attributed this phenomenon to unholy causes.

We didn’t have any injuries during this night’s operation, but the heat is ridiculous at this point in time. In addition, operating in an urban jungle with 30 kilograms of gear at 50 degrees Celsius for at least three days straight in the field is a Herculean feat, to say the least.

Saints say it’s a test of faith. I say it’s a simulation of faith.

Exhibit C

SPECIAL INTEL REPORT

APPENDIX B

OPP, NICA, AFP

SUMMARY SHARED WITH

JUSMAGPHIL, OUREYES, SUPEREARS

TOP SECRET

FIRST-PERSON REPORT

[REDACTED]

[REDACTED] Oh my God! The [REDACTED] are here! They are banging at the door now and we don’t have water! What should we do?

[REDACTED] I got a penknife.

Hayaa! Wattahhh! Yaaaa!

The [REDACTED] is dead!

Look, the sun is up now, [REDACTED] are all now running away!


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