valorant song: memes within a banorant game

valorant song

do you want to hear the valorant song?

valorant song based on vibing cat (also known as ‘”bongo cat”)

mga bano nagbabanorant
ano na ba ang rank ninyo (3x)

tumaas lang naman ang
rank ninyo dahil sa bagong update

pero masaya pa rin mag valo
kaya laro ng laro lang ng valo

lalo na kapag auto lock
ang duelist sa split na go!

bano…bano…bano…
ano, ano, ano, ano, ano, ano, ano, ano?

at at at at at pati mga pro player
umiyak sa 20% tax, kaya iyak na lang tayo!

pero wag kayo mag alala
kasi lodi pa rin namin kayo

lets go lang ng lets go lang
wala namang mawawala dyan
torororororotrotrot

torororororotrotrot
mag ranked na lang tayo
torororororotrotrot

torororororotrotrot
(****ng ina naubos ang hininga ko ah!)
valo na, valo na, valo na

valo na, valo na, valo na
green green green green green
red red red red red

green green green green green
red red red red red
road to radiant (10x)

radiant (10x)
road to radiant (10x)
makakatakas ba kayo sa hack at smurf?

mga bano nagbabanorant
ano na ba ang rank ninyo?
puro na lang kayo lods ng lods

tumaas lang naman ang
rank ninyo dahil sa bagong update
lods lods lods-lods lods

lods lods lods-lods lods
lods lods lods-lods lods
lods lods lods-lods lods

lods lods lods-lods lods
pero totoo naman lods namin kayo!
maraming salamat sa valo community

kahit bano naman tayo
chill at lods pa rin tayo!
chill at lods – chill at lods!


hoping that you enjoyed this valorant song.

and always remember: wag maging bano!


about da author

this memer is a teacher of english based in the heart of manila. also, when he’s not teaching children the fundamentals of grammar, he writes essays and poems, many of which have been published locally and internationally. finally, he also loves fruit shakes and video games.

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